Jan. 11th, 2009

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While on Christmas break, Con sat around for the most part. He also started eating every damn carb he could find. I don't know what got into him. He knows better than to eat absolute shit like that. One of the days, he made a can of biscuits. I had a couple and he at the rest. Later, he went to preheat the oven to do it again and grabbed a couple of slices of bread to make some toast. I yelled out, "stop with the fucking bread!!!"  His ass actually got jiggly over xmas break. He gained 10 lbs in 2 weeks.

He kept saying he works it off, but we pointed out that the martial arts center was closed over the holiday and he wasn't working anything off.

I have no idea what got into him. All of a sudden he stopped looking at serving sizes and paying attention to what he was eating. I explained to him that while he was not fat at all, he needed to take a look at his family around him and understand he has a propensity for fatness. I explained to him that I had his build at his age and the same peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and fries did me in.

I told him about the Jeffrey Ross poem that my sister and I think is so funny. It is "Roses are red. Violets are blue. Enough with the bread, already! You've got an ass like a truck!"

Last night we were talking about something having to do with it. I said, "Roses are red. Violets are blue. " Con took over and said, "I am working it off. How about YOU?!" and pointed at me. I laughed so damn hard.

Damn that boy is funny.


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