Feb. 11th, 2009

sereneorange: (big fat cock)

Google "[your name] ____" and pick one entry off the first page of results.

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in Google search.

Marilyn needs too many ping pong balls. (I am assuming this is for my show I am doing in the Philippines to supplement my income. )

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.

Marilyn looks like her mother (this is true)

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.

Marilyn says That there ain't no love Worth searchin' for, Worth dreamin' of.

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.

Marilyn wants to be jeff goldblum too but can't quite swing it (well, for obvious reasons)

Q:Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.

Marilyn does Paris. (not bloody likely)

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.

Marilyn hates me. (depending on the day)

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.

Marilyn asks the shallow question (do these pants make my ass look fat?)

Q: Type in "[your name] likes" in Google search.

Marilyn likes vampire sex. (sigh… no )

Q: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search.

Marilyn eats your heart out (yeah. Right after the vampire sex)

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