Yoinked jokes from vuurvasthouden who yoinked from ashkitty

[sereneorange]

Q: How many Bush administration officials does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. There's no reason to change anything. We made a decision to stick with that bulb, and those who say it's not working anymore are aiding the evildoers.
Q: How did the Bush administration know Iraq had weapons of mass destruction?
A: They still had the receipts.
Q: What is Bush's plan to deal with Social Security?
A: Influenza.
Q: What's the difference between Iraq and Vietnam?
A: George W. Bush had a plan for getting out of Vietnam.