The most Ghetto Fabulous Wedding, EVER!
Dec. 18th, 2003 01:07 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sereneorangeAnd just in time for Christmas
FIRST of all…I’m mad at those white stockings & shoes…
SECOND, WHY are his pants beige and baggy…maybe he got HALF a tux for HALF price
Fur!…Fur! And boo in the background in the white dress
looks like a broke down Toothfairy!!!…take DEM sandals OFF!
DON’T Miss the RED French Roll!
OKAY…why the woman in the black and gold can’t close her legs??????
…she’s been like that since the wedding started
ALL yo little baby cousins did NOT have to be flower girls!!!
Not to mention the fact that they have NO flowers!!!
I ain’t even gon’ say NOTHING!!
OKAY, I lied! Here is our blushing BRIDE…WHY she got a muff?!?!?…OH, I see, to keep
from scratching folks! LOOK at that thumb nail…
I’m DUMB founded!!!
YES ladies and gents…the dress IS VELVET!!! She looks like Mrs. Clause. Look at the bottom of the dress....more fur!!! [ I ain't mad at her .. but I'm sure these 217 dead rabbits are ]
What kinda TRAIN???…Night Train!
This looks like a Dr. Seuss Wedding Dress!!!…WHY WHY WHY
WHY WHY WHY WHY!!!
This is NOT a wedding party….
…it’s a family reunion…and more fools with Dockers in the back!!!
Sad…Just Sad
Notice the bride’s train….Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas!…
and tha chirren is sitting on it!!!
Git Yo Drank ON...
WHAT is in those red bottles?…My guess is moonshine…and is
ALL that jes’ for y’all two???
Some stuff jes’ ain’t aiight!!!
Now that is NOT a toast…it’s a TOASTER!!!…
check out Boo’s tatoos in the background
This can’t be real…it just can’t be!!!
I have pet fish in a glass
JUST like that!!!
One of the Groom’s Cakes
Hmmmmm…is it safe to assume we now know his occupation?
NO!…I got it...
He USED to drive a bus, but he JUST got his CDL (Commercial
Driver’s License) and wanted to celebrate!
Let’s not even discuss the cake...
Girl, I gotta herry up and peel this skrimp…I’m hongry!
Is that red kool-aid at the bottom of the sculpture???
Are they doing the W OP?
Go Mrs. Clause...it's your Wedding Day Go Mrs. Clause...it's your Wedding Day
Why is Boo's elbow ASHY?
Are you REALLY smiling???
or do they have you sedated?
M y my my my my
Sure look like that right tire is leaning!
Po Horsey!!!…But for real, I thought it was winter? Why y’all on a buggy?
FIRST of all…I’m mad at those white stockings & shoes…
SECOND, WHY are his pants beige and baggy…maybe he got HALF a tux for HALF price
Fur!…Fur! And boo in the background in the white dress
looks like a broke down Toothfairy!!!…take DEM sandals OFF!
DON’T Miss the RED French Roll!
OKAY…why the woman in the black and gold can’t close her legs??????
…she’s been like that since the wedding started
ALL yo little baby cousins did NOT have to be flower girls!!!
Not to mention the fact that they have NO flowers!!!
I ain’t even gon’ say NOTHING!!
OKAY, I lied! Here is our blushing BRIDE…WHY she got a muff?!?!?…OH, I see, to keep
from scratching folks! LOOK at that thumb nail…
I’m DUMB founded!!!
YES ladies and gents…the dress IS VELVET!!! She looks like Mrs. Clause. Look at the bottom of the dress....more fur!!! [ I ain't mad at her .. but I'm sure these 217 dead rabbits are ]
What kinda TRAIN???…Night Train!
This looks like a Dr. Seuss Wedding Dress!!!…WHY WHY WHY
WHY WHY WHY WHY!!!
This is NOT a wedding party….
…it’s a family reunion…and more fools with Dockers in the back!!!
Sad…Just Sad
Notice the bride’s train….Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas!…
and tha chirren is sitting on it!!!
Git Yo Drank ON...
WHAT is in those red bottles?…My guess is moonshine…and is
ALL that jes’ for y’all two???
Some stuff jes’ ain’t aiight!!!
Now that is NOT a toast…it’s a TOASTER!!!…
check out Boo’s tatoos in the background
This can’t be real…it just can’t be!!!
I have pet fish in a glass
JUST like that!!!
One of the Groom’s Cakes
Hmmmmm…is it safe to assume we now know his occupation?
NO!…I got it...
He USED to drive a bus, but he JUST got his CDL (Commercial
Driver’s License) and wanted to celebrate!
Let’s not even discuss the cake...
Girl, I gotta herry up and peel this skrimp…I’m hongry!
Is that red kool-aid at the bottom of the sculpture???
Are they doing the W OP?
Go Mrs. Clause...it's your Wedding Day Go Mrs. Clause...it's your Wedding Day
Why is Boo's elbow ASHY?
Are you REALLY smiling???
or do they have you sedated?
M y my my my my
Sure look like that right tire is leaning!
Po Horsey!!!…But for real, I thought it was winter? Why y’all on a buggy?
