Banking HUH?

[sereneorange]

WTF?

C: customer- nothing from nothing leaves nothing

M:
Me- yes sir, and rocks are an acceptable currency too..

C: I want to
know how much I have in my checking and savings

M: The checking
account is not open. It was charged off because of a $550 overdraft on the
account in July.

C: Is my pension check in yet for
January?

 M: No.The account was closed in July.

 C: I need you
to reopen it.

M: Sir this account cannot be reopened. It was
charged off this summer because of a negative $550.00 balance.

C:
Can I write a check off the account?

M: *headdesk*