I cannot beleive this is only Monday

So my day started out fairly well. It seemed as if it was gonna be ok. I arrived on time to work, it was a beautiful day. I had a lovely breakfast and the people calling in seemed to be sane and civilized. Then...it all went wrong. I went outside at lunch to see the coi fish and looked at my Palm datebook. I saw that tomorrow is (was to be) Linda's 51st birthday. Fuck. She loved any reason to party. I would have just sent her damn card late anyway. I always did. But this year there is no card to send. We have her christmas presents here. We will send them to our nephew, Steve. I don't know if it was my mood that changed everything, but when I got back to work, everyone calling in was a bastard. All of the women were from the midwest. There are few things as painful as a whiney midwest accent in your ear. I cannot beleive they breed up there. What can possibly sound sexy in that accent? The men were aggressive and bullying. It is so cute the way people think they can bully someone into doing something over the phone. My manager brought a new hire to my desk and asked if she could plug in and listen to me for the rest of the day. What am I gonna say? No? So despite my bad mood and innability to bring my self to ask another person to open a damn credit card or investment account, I did a good job. She was impressed. Damn. Woman ought to see me when I am working with all circuits firing. I fully expected to come home and wanna kill Connor, but he was well behaved. Yeah..... it is only Monday.