Where are the laundry gnomes

Today is my day
I will make all the important changes
I will make elaborate, delicious meals
They will be healthy and colorful.
The kitchen will be spotless and lemon fresh after.

Today is my day
I will have an immaculate house
It will be dust and clutter free and stylish
My closets are in military order.
Everything pressed and organized by color

Today is my day
This is the day I will come home
Fresh and pretty despite my day at work
I will help my son with his homework and we will
Make jokes and smile and finish it within an hour.

Today is my day
I will pull out all my perfectly organized beads and fittings
I will create stunning necklaces and bracelets.
I will keep non for myself because I am selfless and generous
I will handmake the wrapping paper to give these gifts.

Today is my day
To sit my ass down and make some realistic goals
I will make a cleaning list to help make my apartmentt presentable
To plan a weekly menue
To make a plan to excersize more and be healthier
To at least get on track to doing more with my life
To turn off the damn tv, log off the internet

ooohh...what is on showtime tonight.
we should make some jewelry this week
I am gonna surf the net
I feel like a nap
Tomorrow is my day to start my list