stolen from abstulofides

1.What's on your bedside table?
cd alarm clock, various coins, dusty fountain not in use, jar of nivia
2. What's the geekiest part of your music collection?
Mandy Patinkin's Album in Yiddish
3. What do you eat when you raid the fridge at night?
cereal (raisin bran, grape nuts, corn flakes)
4. If you could have plastic surgery, what would
you have done? add fake ass cheeks, mine is not nearly huge enough. I don't want to set a glass on it, I want to use it as a buffet. I live to serve.
5. Do you have a completely irrational fear?
yes. Spiders and Commitment
6. What is the little physical habit that gives away your insecure moments? Stammering like a tard.
7. Do you ever have to beg? for mercy, but my boss shows none. for sex?no........ I am a girl.
8. Do you have too many love interests?
there is no such thing as too many
9. Do you know anyone famous?
um, well... Cari Esta, directer of Cats and Dogs
10. Describe your bed.
lots of blankets and clothes that I need to put away
11. Spontaneous or plan?
I am planning on being spontaneous
12. Who should play you in a movie about your life?
jesus..noone wants to watch that.
13. Do you know how to play poker?
Just well enough to lose everything-which is why I don't play strip poker
14. What do you carry with you at all times?
Mace.. I will fuck you up!
15. How do you drive?
forward, backward, diagonally (special wheels for that)
16. What do you miss most about being little?
having my ass beat on a daily basis..now you have to go to special clubs for that and buy expensive fetish wear
17. Are you happy with your given name?
You kiddin? I have a badass name
18. What color is your bedroom? dusty
19. What was the last song you were listening to?
Something by Patrice Pike
20. Have you ever been in a school play?
Grease
21. Have you ever been in love?
Just the once.
22. Do you like yourself and believe in yourself?
I dig myself. I beleive in myself.. I can prove my existance.. ghosts I am still unsure about
23. Do you like it?
no
24. Do you love it?
not even a little
25. There it is?
what? where?
26. Do you think you're cute?
as a button
27. Do you consider yourself to be a nice person?
yes, in a bitchy sort of way

Today

Alright.. cubicle delimma solved. I am doing Great Britian... some chick is making Union Jack Flags, and I have glue all over my hands from making Christmas Crackers.. they are cool looking and neat, but I didn't realize until I sat down to make them that I have nothing to make them go crack..so they are just these pretty tubes that will tear open and have stuff fall out. I think I will just shout "POP" at people when they open them.
I am tired coupled with amused at the idiots that call into the freaking bank. Another online banker near me was shaking his head and laughing while on a call. This guy entered in an online payment, but put in his address instead of the company's. He recieved the check in the mail and called us to place a stop payment on it. I will repeat that: he recieved the check and called us to place a stop payment on it. Jose suggested that he just tear the check up. The guy really wanted a stop payment on it. Jose said, "what the fuck, is he afraid he is going to commit fraud on his own account?" and placed a stop payment on the check. Jesus.

Brilliant

How my sister handles unsoliceted merchandise
She writes this on the back of bills that come to me for my highschool alumni book.
God I love her.