Ganked from mattg

There's a teacher in a small Texas town. She asks her class how many of them are Bush fans. Not
really knowing what a Bush fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raise their
hands except one boy, Johnny. The teacher asks Johnny why he has decided to be different. Johnny
says, "I'm not a Bush fan."

The teacher says, "Why aren't you a Bush fan?"

Johnny says, "I'm a Howard Dean fan."

The teacher asks why he's a Howard Dean fan. The boy says, "Well, my mom's a Howard Dean fan and my
Dad's a Howard Dean fan, so I'm a Howard Dean fan!"

The teacher is kind of angry, because this is Texas, so she says, "What if you're Mom was a Moron
and you're dad was an idiot, what would that make you?"

Johnny says, "That would make me a Bush fan."