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My cats are disgusting. I was watching them bath themselves and thought to myself, "I always thought Lena and Diva would be gross to lick.Raking your tongue along fur has got to feel gross.

Saffie's must be unbelievably nasty.

Her fur is so long. Then Saffie lifted her hind pork shank ( she uses it for a leg) and Lena went tongue to taint. NASTY. Lena lifted her head and had her mouth open like it was too gross to close and trap the nasty taste in... so she began to lick Saffie on the mouth. Who knew; my damn cats snowball....gross.

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I am so fucking tired of being mad at my kid. I will state first that I think he is an amazing human being. He is empathetic, smart, kind, funny, generous, and fun. I will follow that up with: If he continues to talk back to me and my sister like we are the most stupid people he has ever come across it will be hard to keep myself from rapping him in his muthafuckin' mouth.

No, I am not gonna hit him in the mouth. I am blowing off steam....not really. Yeah... I am kidding. Sort of. Not exactly. Sure I am kidding.


I am not gonna pretend that I didn't think my mother was a moron. Of course she was a moron. lol.. but I didnt feel that way till I was in my early teens. He is only 9. He has years to go before he thinks I am a complete twat.

He needs to stop acting precocious. Act like a damn 9 year old and worship my ass for a few more years. shit.. is that asking too much?