still hate my job

THE SQUIRREL JOKE!
Just because youre profane doesnt mean youre not
hilarious. Youre the unique kind of joke
people remember for a long time.


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I cannot beleive how much I do not want to go to work. I would welcome a nice migrane, a stomache virus, the flu, or gout just to not go to that place. Time for a vacation.

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I want some kind of hoo ha...a note, an email, donations, or gifts, a voice mail singing me happy friggin' birthday on January 24th. damnit.