My bank can kick your bank's ass...

I am on the phone at work today and this chick from MerrylLynch says, "JP MOrgan just bought Bank one for $60 billion" I pull it up online at the wall street journal. Sure enough, 4 min earlier, they annouced the merger. I must say, it makes it so much more special when you hear about that through the wall street journal instead of your own fucking company telling you.