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I saw this news story headline and thought, "What? They are gonna start testing the irises and take the people with brown irises to the gas chambers?"



But no.. just cool technology.

I am a bad mother

We took Connor to dinner at Chili's tonight for his birthday. He is a fiend for the chips and salsa so when dinner was over, my sister dared him to drink the bowl of salsa for a dollar. He says ok.. and instead of me stepping in to tell him why that is a bad idea and tell him how he will get a stomach ache, I hand him a straw... a fucking straw...for salsa. Of course he begins sucking the salsa through this clear straw . It was lovely. He could only get about 1/2 through it before he started downing the water and ice cubes and fanning his belly. He told Fini, "That is about half, I should at least get $.50 for that." She did finally agree to give him the $.50. So generous. I am sure I will be helping him in the bathroom while he is vomiting later.

'nother quizzie

DKNY: Classic with clean edges and very business
like. You don't like to get outrageous or
overly boisterous. Keep It Simple is your
motto and you do it well.


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