Quicken

Quicken can kiss the fattest part of my ass. I hate the fact that that
piece of crap barely works and all of their freaking error codes, no
matter what it is, tells the customer to call their bank so I have to do
software support for it and cannot say, "DELETE that software of satan
from your computer immediately."

So, yeah, Quicken sucks.

...the hell? .....A day in the life of a banker

My teammate just took a call that went a little something like
this:

Banker: Hello, This is *banker name*. How may I help
you?

Moron: Yes, this is blah blah blah from State Farm. I need
someone from the Line of credit department.

Banker: Okay. How can I
help you?

Moron: Yes, I need someone who can assist me with a line
of credit...

Banker: Yes Ma'am. I can help you with that. What can I
do for you?

Moron: This is just too stupid. I will call back and
talk to someone else!

*click*

Yes, that is
too stupid. Enjoy your tour of our telephone automated system.