stuck in my head
Oct. 19th, 2005 11:24 amAll last night and a good portion of this morning, I had the song "Thank God I'm a Country Boy" Stuck in my head- but only this part:
I got me a fine wife
Got me a fiddle
Sun Comes up I got
Cakes on the Griddle.
Life ain't nothin' but a funny funny riddle.
Thank God I'm a country boy.
Not a great song. So I hummed "Girl from Impenema" until that craptacular country boy song was gone.
Now I have "Old Ben Lucas" in my head, Kinky Freidman style:
Ol' Ben Lucas had a lot of mucus
Comin' right out of his nose.
He picked and picked till it made you sick
But back again it grows.
Well, ol' Ben Lucas had a lot of mucus
Comin' right out of his nose.
He picked and picked till it made you sick,
But back again it grows.
When it's cotton picking time in Texas,
Boys, it's booger picking time for Ben.
He'd raise that finger mean and hostile
Stick it in that waitin' nostril,
Here he comes with a green one once again.
All right, pick it, Eric!
Ol' Ben Lucas had a lot of mucus
Comin' right out of his nose.
He picked and picked till it made you sick,
But back again it grows.
Everybody!
Ol' Ben Lucas had a lot of mucus
Comin' right out of his nose,
He picked and picked till it made you sick
But back again it grows.
I really want this crap to stop.
I got me a fine wife
Got me a fiddle
Sun Comes up I got
Cakes on the Griddle.
Life ain't nothin' but a funny funny riddle.
Thank God I'm a country boy.
Not a great song. So I hummed "Girl from Impenema" until that craptacular country boy song was gone.
Now I have "Old Ben Lucas" in my head, Kinky Freidman style:
Ol' Ben Lucas had a lot of mucus
Comin' right out of his nose.
He picked and picked till it made you sick
But back again it grows.
Well, ol' Ben Lucas had a lot of mucus
Comin' right out of his nose.
He picked and picked till it made you sick,
But back again it grows.
When it's cotton picking time in Texas,
Boys, it's booger picking time for Ben.
He'd raise that finger mean and hostile
Stick it in that waitin' nostril,
Here he comes with a green one once again.
All right, pick it, Eric!
Ol' Ben Lucas had a lot of mucus
Comin' right out of his nose.
He picked and picked till it made you sick,
But back again it grows.
Everybody!
Ol' Ben Lucas had a lot of mucus
Comin' right out of his nose,
He picked and picked till it made you sick
But back again it grows.
I really want this crap to stop.