For Lu

Now quit whining and plan something fabulous for my birthday!

Love you

Too Bitchy?

I had this message in my inbox on Facebook.com this morning:

If I say hi...ya may say whoz dis...If I ask fr a chat...ya may say y...If I ask ya fr a coffee...ya may say wt rubbish...
If I say I liked yr profile ya may thnk m flaterin u...if i ask fr frnship... ya may say m flirting
So can ya plz sugest me hw to start wid a new relation?
til ya reply i m tryin wid a request...
m here looking for frns...

Obviously just a general message he thinks is clever and he sends it out to all women to "cast the net"

My response:

I would have been glad to start a conversation if you didn't write like a ghetto teen on text message.

I know that is bitchy, but if you don't tell them, how will they learn?