Getting to know you meme (because I have a couple of minutes left at lunch)

1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
Marilyn (aunt) Elizabeth (mother)

2.WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
woke up crying from that dream where Robert was stalking me then shooting me

3.DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
I like my print. My cursive is okay. Certainly legible

4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
fake. don't eat meat

5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS?
the one wonderful Connor.


6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
Sure. I am generous, kind, amusing, loyal, fun.

7.DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT?
no. I never use sarcasm. . .

8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS?
ripped from my face with a melon baller when I was 24

9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?
Depends. How strong are those ropes? so... if you vomit on the way down, when you bounce back up, I wonder if you are pulled back up through the vomit, or does it fall as quickly as you do? I have only a tentative grasp on physics.

10.WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?
if I wasn't fat, I would down peanut butter cap'n crunch and Golden Grahams, but I am, so I love Cheerios with unsalted peanuts in it.

11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
I generally don't wear shoes that have ties, so no . .

12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG?
freakishly so.

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
not so big on ice cream, but like peanut butter ice cream. Would prefer those Bryer Whole Fruit popcicles in Lime and Tangerine

14.WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?
Smiles usually

15. RED OR PINK?
Red

16.WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF?
thin skinned

17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST?
my sister Linda

18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU?
nah, do it if you want

19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING?
black and black

20. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
7 brussell sprouts last night (probably should have had a more substantial dinner)

21. WHAT ARE YOU listening to RIGHT NOW?
Itunes radio, social crime network, David Cross

22. IF YOU WHERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?
orange

23. FAVORITE SMELLS?
my perfume (Lucky #6) and coffee

24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
Juan

25. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU?
sure

26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH?
dunno.... soccer, olympic sports...

27. HAIR COLOR?
dark brown but it covers up a lot of gray

28. EYE COLOR?
This color


29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?
OMGAREUSERIOUSPUTSOMETHINGINMYEYE?RUNSOFFCRYINGATTHETHOUGHT

30 FAVORITE FOOD?
Thai

31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS
scary

32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
Cloverfield

33. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?
These colors


34. SUMMER OR WINTER?
summer

35. HUGS OR KISSES?
please and thank you

36. FAVORITE DESSERT?
dunno. I am awfully fond of key lime pie. . .

37. MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
whoever is avoiding work like me

38. Least likely to respond?
people with shit to do

39.WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?
Benizir Bhutto's Autobiography

40. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
dead skin cells

41. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT?
Ugly Betty, Breaking Bad (DVR'd)

42. FAVORITE SOUND?
rain

43. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES?
the Beatles

44. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME?
New York

45. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT?
I do a cool flippy tongue trick, I sing fairly well, I can roll up a dish towel so that it looks impressively like a penis.

46. WHERE WERE YOU BORN?
Ft. Lee, VA

47. WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK?
everyone's