Grammy

I cannot stand that hack beyonce being allowed on the same stage with Tina Turner, but I actually suffered through her obnoxious existence to listen to my dear Tina.

I cannot believe that woman is 69 years old. She looks and sounds amazing.

I have a love/hate thing for Kanye. He annoys the shit out of me, but he sure is talented. His "mama" song was touching and must have been very difficult to get through.

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EDIT OMG OMG OMG OMG Keely Smith!!!!!!

I love her!!!

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You can win a grammy when you cannot pronounce the title of the song ? *headdesk*

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Amy Amy Amy...

I cannot scold you for being yet again, stoned out of your mind, because I am not convinced you were. I don't know what that was. I see you are a little thicker, so thank you, sweetie, for having a sandwich.

I am amazed that you can sound that great while being either drunk, or shit eating crazy. You are amazing.

I am not going to forgive you however for not singing "Tears Dry On Their Own" or "Back To Black". For that, I shall wish you no booze for a year. Shame on you for letting me down.

Thank you for being able to stand on your own and perform for me, though.

All my love,

Marilyn

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Oh my! Amy just won song of the year and Record of the year for Rehab. Her reaction made me all teary. That was great.