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The Ultimate Fart Silencer
Dec. 31st, 2008 02:12 amNow you can throw out all of your other fart silencers.. this is the ULTIMATE.
http://community.livejournal.com/sf_drama/1801767.html
You have to read the comments, too.
I cannot stop laughing. Can you picture being at an interview? instead of clenching, you reach into your purse while still conducting the interview.. stand up.. put your foot on the chair (like the tampon instructions) lift your skirt and start grinding that big fucker up in there. Good thing you didn't fart... that would have been awkward
They look too damn big to be shoving up your ass quickly as to cover an impending fart... putting things up your ass should never be done quickly.. and when there is an impending fart, people are going to be moving with lightning quickness.
"I bet he experimented with those first, being a creep and shoving his travel tooth brush holder up his butt, then discovered it muffled his fart by accident."
http://community.livejournal.
You have to read the comments, too.
I cannot stop laughing. Can you picture being at an interview? instead of clenching, you reach into your purse while still conducting the interview.. stand up.. put your foot on the chair (like the tampon instructions) lift your skirt and start grinding that big fucker up in there. Good thing you didn't fart... that would have been awkward
They look too damn big to be shoving up your ass quickly as to cover an impending fart... putting things up your ass should never be done quickly.. and when there is an impending fart, people are going to be moving with lightning quickness.
"I bet he experimented with those first, being a creep and shoving his travel tooth brush holder up his butt, then discovered it muffled his fart by accident."