HEAVE

[sereneorange]

Saffie is simply the nastiest freaking cat ever. She has the stinkiest poo. The litterbox is in the bathroom and she goes in their, lays a steamer, then bolts. She doesn't stay to cover it up, because it is just that heinous. She usually doesn't even stay upstairs. It has been known to come wafting downstairs. It is so bad, we cannot make it up the stairs to cover it up. We do what any other parent would do, we send the boy upstairs to do it.

It is particuarly bad when one of us is in a hot shower and she drops a bomb and runs, because we are stuck in there with the stank and humidity, suffering...suffocating..crawling on the bottom of the tub trying to find air that is not infused with the stench of Saffie's ass.

This morning, I am trying to head out to go into work and stopped in the bathroom to brush my teeth. Saffie got there first. Oh my god. Next thing I knew, I was on my knees dry heaving in the hallway. Connor didn't even come to see if I was okay because he hates the sound when I throw up.

I showed that damn cat! I didn't eat breakfast, so there was nothing to throw up. IN YOUR FACE, SAFFRON!!!!!

Comments

[alichick2004.livejournal.com]

Haha... bad kitty.

I don't have a cat here but lucky for us, when I did... she was so shy she wouldn't use the litterbox if anyone was around.

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

I wish Saffie was that shy

[tydestra.livejournal.com]

Just ewwwwwwwwww!

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

exactly...want a cat?

[tydestra.livejournal.com]

no thanks, i'm happily allergic!

[smokeyblunts.livejournal.com]

my roommates cat has this deformed claw and she doesn't bury her shit and it's always really runny and gross. i hate her. she's a bully too.

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

eew...runny

[smalltownhero.livejournal.com]

The visual picture of the cat dropping the bomb and jetting is cracking me up to no end... which is amazing for me at 6 am...

That cat sounds toxic!!!!!!

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

that is litterally what she does. She drops a steamer then leaps out of the box and runs out of the room. She cannot bear to be in there long enough to cover it up. It is so damn nasty.

[dangermouse74.livejournal.com]

here here! *raises glass*

[roshov.livejournal.com]

hilarious, i was laughing so hard, tears were making it hard to keep reading. fun with cats and their turds.


"steamer"

[roshov.livejournal.com]

at least i can understand what you are going through. But wait, does she rub up against you and drop an air biscut?

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

no..my sister does that to her though...they make funny faces.

[omegaxl.livejournal.com]

I know I shouldn't be laughing but, ROTFL. She sounds like the stock clerks at our work. You don't dare go into the bathroom when Ruben is in there. Cono...I don't know what the hell he eats but it's gotta be at least 3 weeks old.

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

good lord! get that man to a doctor