Marilyn hates to repeat herself.

[sereneorange]

All day long the calls come in. If I ask for the date and the amount of your last deposit, I use the word and because I mean I want each piece of information in addition to the one fucking piece you decided to get me. Same goes for year and model of your car. If I ask for the last 8 digits on your card, I mean 8. That is why I didn't say 4. They don't even fucking rhyme!!! Eight does not sound like four. Why in god's name do I hear people counting? The numbers on a check card are in groups of four. Two of those is eight! My 9 year old has this down pat and has for quite a while. Yet continually have to listen to dumbasses counting the last 8 digits starting from the end. Do you have any idea how disturbing it is to listen to these assface's and look at their accounts and know they make 3 times what I make? I have to question, "what the hell is wrong with me?!!!? If this assface can clear 38k a year... forget it.. if this ass face can dress themselves in the morning without consulting a chart and clear 38k, and I make the hot steaming pile of 25k a year that I do, I am seriously flawed."

I might be PMSing. Maybe.
Fuck me.