Things I have learned today

[sereneorange]

Things I have learned today:

• You can sleep too damn late. Noon is too late for me
• I love to swim so much that I will get in a pool long before it is at a healthy temperature
• I am stronger than an 11 year old
• I can dispel an 11 year old's resentment of overpowering him by a quick tickle in the arm pits
• Dipping strips from Pizza Hut is a stupid choice because it already had sauce, cheese, and bread. What the hell do I need to dip it in?
• Pizza already has too much damn cheese on it. The thought of ordering extra cheese makes me nauseaus
• I should put a bra on before pizza man comes so I do not have to hid behind the door and make an 11 year old give my credit card