various bug squishins

[sereneorange]

My sister just called me to tell me that Con was sitting by her while she was combing the dumpster kitty, Bodhi, with the flea comb trying to make sure they are all gone. She found a flea and pinched it with her fingernails to kill it (they are so hard to kill) and it popped and the bug juice flew right in his eye. I was laughing so hard at my desk, I heard the rest of the office go quiet. Apparently it didn't burn or anything. It was just nasty.

This is especially funny because of a previous story:

When my sister was a teen, she worked at a freaky little church that was in a seedy little strip center out in Cy-Fair.

They spoke in tongues and everything. The preacher looked like Jim Baker and the wife looked like Miss Piggy and the name was Jesus Christ Unlimited.

One day there was a child in the day care area she worked in (while the parents were feeling the spirit) who was behaving particuarly horrid. When the parents came back, their little hethen was still behaving horribly. The father started talking to the lord and wanted the demons cast out and said, "Satan I rebuke you." I imagine that child is even more disturbed now.

 

There was a roach on the wall. He smacked it with his bible and the bug juice squirted straight into the kiddo's eye. It was all Fini could do to keep from falling out laughing. How perfect is that. You smack a bug with a bible and it squirts in your kid's eye and makes them cry. Beautiful.

Comments

[smalltownhero.livejournal.com]

Awwwwwwwwwww poor Con....

[rainygirl.livejournal.com]

I copied and pasted the story of your sister and that church to a co-worker, and a minute later, i heard her cracking up at her desk.

your post is already on its way to being an awesome internet chain letter. :)

[rainygirl.livejournal.com]

I mean, I emailed it, not copied and pasted.

I am retarded today.

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

lol..it is fine..gotcha

[psychgurl.livejournal.com]

Bug juice stories make me quiver, however that story about Con is great stuff!!

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

juice fat bug juice..fat ticks... squishy beetles...roach leakings....spider squeezins...

got the heebeejeebee's?

[alichick2004.livejournal.com]

I started laughing even before I read about the bad "religious" man. haha. I bet Conor was soo grossed out. That's way fuuny.

But goodness, how disrespectful can you get? Kill something with the Bible? Wow, that deep.

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

how disrespectful can you get? Kill something with the Bible
means, nothing to me, but that book is supposed to mean something to those people...

[alichick2004.livejournal.com]

Well, I don't think you have to agree with it but I think there should be a level of respect for various religions. Esp, if it's your own! GEEZ.

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

unfortunately, I do not respect all religions

[virexmachina.livejournal.com]

Oh geeze... Jesus Christ Unlimited? *shakes head*

[dragoness13.livejournal.com]

LMFAO.