Drug Pushing Ducks!!!
Jun. 23rd, 2005 12:14 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sereneorangeThere is a lady that sits at a desk near mine and she brought a stuffed duck toy to my desk to show me.
She set it on the floor and pushed a button and the friggin' thing started to sing, "If you are Happy and You Know It"
*Not amused*
I asked if it did anything. She told me to watch. It then sang the second verse, which sounds like "If you are happy and you know it, smoke your weed" then it did a little hop. She swears it is saying "stomp your feet" But I know better. That is a clever little dope pushing duck.
If you are happy already, do you really need to light a joint?
Dope pushing ducks..what will they think of next?
She set it on the floor and pushed a button and the friggin' thing started to sing, "If you are Happy and You Know It"
*Not amused*
I asked if it did anything. She told me to watch. It then sang the second verse, which sounds like "If you are happy and you know it, smoke your weed" then it did a little hop. She swears it is saying "stomp your feet" But I know better. That is a clever little dope pushing duck.
If you are happy already, do you really need to light a joint?
Dope pushing ducks..what will they think of next?