Dumbass reporting
Sep. 23rd, 2005 04:55 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sereneorangeChannel 2 in Houston is the most retarded ass news channel. Aside from the fact that they have "weather dog" named Radar that they freakin' talk about all the time, they also have the most dramatic damn reports. Every story sounds like it should have the "Duhn duhn duuuuuuuuuhn" dramatic music backing it up.
There is some guy at a coastal city pointing out the big ships that are housing all the emergency vehicles and trash trucks so that they don't get flooded like in NOLA.
He decides to point out that they are gassed up and have the keys in them.
brilliant.
should have added, "...and they are located at XXX address. If you have GPS, the coordinates are XX XXX..."
because noone in the coastal Texas cities needs a gassed up truck right now.
I am off to take a lovely shower because I may not be able to later.
There is some guy at a coastal city pointing out the big ships that are housing all the emergency vehicles and trash trucks so that they don't get flooded like in NOLA.
He decides to point out that they are gassed up and have the keys in them.
brilliant.
should have added, "...and they are located at XXX address. If you have GPS, the coordinates are XX XXX..."
because noone in the coastal Texas cities needs a gassed up truck right now.
I am off to take a lovely shower because I may not be able to later.
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