death to america

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My coworker called me outside to tell me that when he was downstairs in the smoking section, security came out to question him about what business he had in our building because they recieved complaints about a man resembling a terrorist. He fell out laughing. True, he is wearing a wool cap and a long black raincoat, but in his defense, it is cold and raining. He has been giggling ever since.

He used to live in Egypt and has the big red and white checkered scarf. He usually wears it when it is really cold outside and wraps it around his head and face. I advised against it. He should perhaps go purchase and non middle eastern style scarf since he is freaking people out in his jeans, blue GAP sweater and raincoat.

EDIT: Doug states that was not giggling. It was a hearty manly laugh