Rahm Emanuel

[sereneorange]

is apparently a scary little douchebag.

He is awfully pretty to look at, but he seems like a total Ahole.

And yeah, he is sexy, but in that scary way you know? Like a guy from Jersey.

From the link above:

Apparently he ended a phone call to one candidate by saying: "Don't f--- it up or I'll f--- you. I'll kill you. All right, I love you. Bye."

I'll KILL YOU? I LOVE YOU? what an effing nutter!

Also, where the HELL is his finger? 



I picture him going all Sgt. Riggs/ Mel Gibson on someone, screaming "YOU WANT TO FUCK WITH ME??!?! YOU WANT TO FUCK WITH ME!?!? I AM FUCKING CRAZY!!!" then biting off his own finger and spitting at them.

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[mrama.livejournal.com]

The finger got cut off.

Yesterday morning a newscaster on MSNBC was telling a story about him (I think) and dropped the f-bomb by mistake. 7 second delay didn't catch him. It took him a few minutes to realize what he did. It was hilarious. Everyone was totally shocked.

Obama needs to have a crazy dickhead around, so he can keep being the nice guy. Just needs to send his pitbull in.

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

I watched that. The look on everyone's face was hilarious

wtf with the woman telling him "come to mama" ?

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

also... his hand makes the "one in the pink one in the stink" hand ALWAYS. I would be snickering all the time

[nighthob.livejournal.com]

Off topic: Your Dr. Tran icon wins!

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

Thanks, but I didn't make it. I stole it from someone (their name is on the icon) who said not to steal it.

[theclamsman.livejournal.com]

LOL @ you...because as you post this today, the PUMA blogs that I am a part of and read said the same thing the minute he was announced.

Don't forget about the Dead Fish Incident, either.

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

there is something very wrong with that man

[theclamsman.livejournal.com]

Yep.

[squidflakes.livejournal.com]

Meat slicer accident when he was a kid.

Yeah, he's fucking crazy, but he's damn good at what he does.

[iamgeekgoddess.livejournal.com]

Rahmbo's brother is the what Ari from Entourage is based on.

He's got a potty mouth, right and left like him and hate him. ...he got his finger chopped off but that doesn't seem to stop him from using it.


He has a reputation of getting shit done and has been described as a hemorrhoid and a toothache. .. and but remains sexy while doing so.

[purposefully.livejournal.com]

From Jersey? Hmmm...

[kinvore.livejournal.com]

Also, where the HELL is his finger?
Because he makes stupid bets with dangerous people, and when he doesn't pay up they give him the chop, Doug. And I'm not talking about his fucking foreskin either!

You get a shiny penny if you can tell me what quote that movie is from.

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

Snatch, Man!!! I love that movie

[antigone-ks.livejournal.com]

I'm kind of in love with the Designated Asshole. When Rahm was a boy, his mother forced him to take ballet lessons, and he threw himself into it with the same intensity he would later bring to politics, winning a scholarship to the Joffrey Ballet. Friends jokingly theorize that his toughness is actually an outgrowth of being a ballet dancer: With that sort of thing on your resume, you had better be ready to fight if you hope to survive in Chicago politics. "The guy had been a ballet dancer in college," says Bruce Reed, "yet grown men lived in mortal fear of what he might do to them if they couldn't get the answer he wanted."

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

oh don't get me wrong. He is eat up with hotness, but part of the hotness is the tough scary part

[antigone-ks.livejournal.com]

Yeah, he's totally fucking scary.

&hearts

[juciest.livejournal.com]

I so totally agree.

He scares me all over again.

[eonblue21.livejournal.com]

I am from Jersey.

We aren't all scary.

At least no one's told me that

(...and lived to talk about it)

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

uh huh.... see... scary

[i-fart-bats.livejournal.com]

lol the people down here make fun of my "yankee" accent and the attitude i automatically give people.

lmao.

[antonchigurh.livejournal.com]

Well... some badasses do ballet, some have cats.

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

shame your cat out badasses you

[kinvore.livejournal.com]

You like dags?

[antonchigurh.livejournal.com]

What? She does not.

It was blown off by a syrian Tank

[rev-hicks.livejournal.com]

that is, if you put any stock into this RS article from 2005...

"Friends and enemies agree that the key to Emanuel’s success is his legendary intensity. There’s the story about the time he sent a rotting fish to a pollster who had angered him. There’s the story about how his right middle finger was blown off by a Syrian tank when he was in the Israeli army."