Why why why why

[sereneorange]

Does Hollywood make me have to sit out movies because they insist on putting Beyonce in them?

Seriously, you fucking blasphemers? Beyonce as Etta James? I am going to fucking slit a casting director's throat.

I hate you.

Comments

[wakeupkent.livejournal.com]

Why do you hate Beyonce? It's because she's black, isn't it?

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

That is exactly why

[earthgoddess.livejournal.com]

I hate that they spelled trailer wrong in the first part of the video.

[theclamsman.livejournal.com]

*cackle*

[theclamsman.livejournal.com]

...They couldn't get Jennifer Hudson for it? She looks more like Etta than fucking Beyoncé. o_O

[theclamsman.livejournal.com]

BTW, it's such a bitchfest in your LJ tonight. Full moon? PMS? Finally join the Dark Side of JaCk's Hatred for the World?

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

right?!!? and I LIKE Jennifer's voice

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

lol. I am pissy

[theclamsman.livejournal.com]

AWESOME!

[purposefully.livejournal.com]

Chrisette Michele... who's actually studied Etta's voice... would make a much better choice.

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

right? and I would be able to stand the damn sound of it!

[wakeupkent.livejournal.com]

I *knew* it!

[theclamsman.livejournal.com]

Yeah, from what I heard in that trailer, she didn't sound like Etta at all. D:

[jbluemoon.livejournal.com]

OH
Fuck that NOISE!

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

you know... people WOULD go see a fucking movie with a black woman singing even if it wasn't goddamn beyonce. Do they think she is the only beautiful black woman with a voice ?

[jbluemoon.livejournal.com]

THIS!!!!

[theclamsman.livejournal.com]

Didn't you know that all black people are interchangable? They're like asians that way. You seen one, you seen 'em all.

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

apparently

[juciest.livejournal.com]

But it's the official Cadillac TRIALER!

[onnotangu.livejournal.com]

All rook same!

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

How exactly do you fit being both Black and Asian?

[onnotangu.livejournal.com]

it means all us pro golfers look alike

[eonblue21.livejournal.com]

Steve Buscemi as Etta James

much better

[badjuju1.livejournal.com]

Awww man, I do like Beyonce but she sounds NOTHING like Etta James :/
And I don't think she looks like her either :[

Though I do like her voice personally (sorry to everybody who doesn't) I do think she is quite overrated....and I hate it when singers/actresses/actors (or whatever) become so overrated like that and they are all you hear about while at the same time there's a ton of other awesome singers (etc...) out there who get no recognition! grrrrrrr

And ugh, I'm so hungry right now I can't think straight so forgive me if I sound like I'm not making sense ;) lol

[meltinthemist.livejournal.com]

*headdesk* That is blasphemy.

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

must be nice to be married to a musical business juggernaut like JayZ.

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

*snort*

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

I would actually pay two ticket prices to see that. In addition to it being hilarious, I love Steve Buscemi