I am just so damned happy

[sereneorange]

While reading the mock_the_stupid journals, I came across a comment that had a link to Chick Publications.
I used to collect these tracts. My sister still has some. They are the sickest propaganda I have ever seen and they just tickle the living shit out of me. I am off to email tracts to friends and family.

under the FAQ's they have instructions how to email liks of the tracts to non-christians so they are reading the word of god without any warning.

I think I just peed myself.

This has made my whole damned week....no..my whole Goddamned week.

Comments

[rimrunner.livejournal.com]

I have a peculiar fascination with Chick tracts. They're just...so...odd.

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

I am absolutely giddy.

[godless-hobbit.livejournal.com]

Chick tracts are the best. My favorite one is "Dark Dungeons," Jack Chick's polemic on the evils of roleplaying games. It came on the heels of the kneejerk paranoia from the 80s about roleplaying games allegedly leading to Satanic worship rituals. I know you don't know a lot about roleplaying games, but give it a read if you can find it. I'm still waiting to be shown into the pentagram-covered, candlelit room at my friend Jason's house where we game.

[rimrunner.livejournal.com]

Have you seen the MST3K'ed treatments of this one? They're a hoot.

[vonotny.livejournal.com]

Christian fanatism is no better than Islamic fanatism. And these tracts are no better than fanatic hate-preaches.
I get really really sick about this intolerant shit. Propaganda of this kind should be forbidden.

[vonotny.livejournal.com]

"I am a good christian and I believe in the Lord and in the words of the Holy Bible and I would like to know if I can get into Heaven by performing a suicide-mass-assassination at a major gay-convention!"

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

yes, sir... I beleive you can. At least that is what Jimmy Swaggart told me.. or was it Billy Graham

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

no, but I will look

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

I like the one where the child is sent out as a beggar in the rain and the drunken father beats him when he comes back with one coin. Then the kid dyes in a cardboard box a la homeless men.. it is sick..

my sisters favorite was one about snakes