ganked from cernnunos6669

[sereneorange]

"If there is someone on your friends list with whom you would like to engage in a hot, sweaty, 4 hour long sexual encounter which - in terms of voracity - would sound like someone banging two steer carcasses together while stirring a 50 gallon bowl of macaroni and cheese over a public address system, then post this exact sentence in YOUR journal."