It is just ridiculous.

[sereneorange]

This weekend, I brought up the idea again with my sister about me getting a little vespa or small motorcycle. She said, " That is not a good idea. You can barely walk. You always have unexplained bruises because you cannot remain standing or run your body in to doorways and tables full speed." I of course called her a bitch and told her to bite it. This morning I had to call her secretary and leave the message, " I was wrong. I cannot hardly walk." While walking down the sidewalk this morning, not running, not playing soccer, just walking, I fell flat and sprained my ankel." It hurt like a sonuvabitch and I had to work hard to not cry. I cannot beleive that I managed to run backwards across a football field, horn in mouth, playing Dvorak in marching band in high school and college, and cannot manage to stay upright and uninjured while walking forward. Bloody hell my ankle hurts.