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*...the hell...?!?!* Flight canceled after passenger discovers Arabic-style handwriting in magazine


I left work and was waiting for  the first of two buses that I take to get home. I notice this older black woman with a giant map and  looking from that to the buses that were passing by. She might have been really old or only about 40 or so, but you can never tell, because people of color hardly ever wrinkle up like we crackers.
She got on a bus then got of cursing about how the bus drivers are stupid and never know anything. People always expect the drivers to know every damn route in this sprawling city.
I decide to help the old lady out since she seems stressed and I am fairly familiar with mass transit in this city. I asked, "Ma'am, where are you trying to get to?"
Her response?
"I am going to Mind-my-own-damned-business, Thank you!"

screw you , old hag. Hope you get lost and end up in the hood at 11 pm. Biddy. She later looked like she wanted to  ask me a question... I shot her the , "I-am -minding-my-own-damned-business" look., and went back to what I was doing. Hagitha!

Then, I was helping this giant Chinese man find his bus and showed him to the bus I was getting on. He was trying to figure out how to put the transfer into the scanner, and I hear this older nurse woman, that I see almost every day on the bus, say, "Oh.. look at that shit... he is gonna bust it all up."
Yeah. with a stiff peice of paper.. He is going to bust it up. Jesus.
Did everone drink a tall glass of Carnation Instant Bitch this morning?

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Date: 2004-09-21 10:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cheshurecat.livejournal.com
ROFLMAO! carnation instant bitch..... thats classic

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Date: 2004-09-21 10:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] serene-orange.livejournal.com
glad I could amuse you. I am planning on having a heaping glass of that tomorrow morning to see why everyone around me is so fond of it.

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Date: 2004-09-21 11:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cheshurecat.livejournal.com
let me know your findings.. meanwhile i think i'll have a bowl of frosted asswhipe in the morning..

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Date: 2004-09-21 10:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ashevillain.livejournal.com
That's not all.. They diverted a flight to Dallas because the artist formerly known as Cat Stevens was on it.. And he's banned from entering the country.. What the hell?

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Date: 2004-09-21 10:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] serene-orange.livejournal.com
well.. he is an evil muslim..

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Date: 2004-09-22 03:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] prowly.livejournal.com
oh god that's classic!!

and if I had been on that flight, I woulda had to choke the bitch that reported the "arabic-style handwriting" and had my flight delayed.

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Date: 2004-09-22 06:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mrama.livejournal.com
This reminds me of a story my brother-in-law told me the other week. I guess he was desperate for a quarter so he was running around the streets trying to get someone to change his dollar (lives in NYC). He sees these women sitting on the steps of their building and he tells them he will let them keep the whole dollar if they will give him a quarter. One of the women looks at him and says "Mmmm hmmm, you can jus' keep on walkin' wit dat dolla!" Poor Greg was so hurt.

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Date: 2004-09-22 06:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] serene-orange.livejournal.com
jesus people are sick and sad

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Date: 2004-09-22 06:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] depravedangel.livejournal.com
Sounds like it. Damn. Sometimes I just want to kick people.

OK...I ALWAYS want to kick people. They're so annoying! LOL!

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Date: 2004-09-22 07:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] psychgurl.livejournal.com
That's why people don't do nice things for anyone else anymore. People aren't thankful. I stopped to let these 3 kids cross a small 2-lane highway the other day and the kid joked and tried to run his bike into my car. In my young age I found myself thinking "kids these days"...

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Date: 2004-09-22 06:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] serene-orange.livejournal.com
fuckers..that is when you put it in park and gun the engine. MAke him piss himself!

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Date: 2004-09-22 08:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] onnotangu.livejournal.com
no one sez hello or good morning any more. time for a change. thank you Ma'am for being nice.

I appreciate it.

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Date: 2004-09-22 05:44 pm (UTC)

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Date: 2004-09-23 03:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dangermouse74.livejournal.com
Carnation instant bitch LOL *rolling* :-) lol i would have laughed at the old lady too if not for saying something like well i hope you get run over by one of these buses on the way. people are stupid idiots LOL but you rawk sexy thang :-*

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Date: 2004-09-23 05:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] serene-orange.livejournal.com
Oh... I almost said it.. but I bit my tongue thinking there was always the possibility that she was mentally ill. more likely that she is just a bitch.

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