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Oct. 3rd, 2004 10:16 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sereneorangeOh my god. My son is king of the freaking dorks. He has found fanfic on Sonic the damned hedgehog. There is romance in this stuff.
Because I am a good mother, I have to read this crap. who the fuck writes fanfic about Sonic the Hedgehog? Jesus. I guess I am just pissy because I have to go through the history on the computer and read it. Lucky for me *rolls eyes* he bookmarks all the stuff under his name, so I can find it with ease that way.
I have been searching through for explicit stuff. You never know. Some furry may have written this stuff and next thing you know there is explicit hedghog / squirrel action.
So far it is just romance: "she gently stroked his spines and looked lovingly in his eyes"
I feel so damned dirty
no offense to my dear geeks that I love so much (Dan) , but I swear I am going to buy up every D&D dice in the city of Houston and crush them before he becomes head of the local D&D chapter.
My sister pointed out however, with the way the teen girls are hot for him right now ( and Jesus H Christ he is only 10.. a big 10 but still. It the 13-14 year old girls are freaking him out) he could be getting laid by age 13 and this dorkdom will all be over..
Here is the deal. to avoid both, I am simply not letting him out of his room. I am going to put him in there with a bunch of really cool books, great music from all era's , some excersize equipment, newspaper and magazine subscriptions, and a hole for food.
that way.. no dork, no sex hound.
that isn't going to work is it? shit.
Because I am a good mother, I have to read this crap. who the fuck writes fanfic about Sonic the Hedgehog? Jesus. I guess I am just pissy because I have to go through the history on the computer and read it. Lucky for me *rolls eyes* he bookmarks all the stuff under his name, so I can find it with ease that way.
I have been searching through for explicit stuff. You never know. Some furry may have written this stuff and next thing you know there is explicit hedghog / squirrel action.
So far it is just romance: "she gently stroked his spines and looked lovingly in his eyes"
I feel so damned dirty
no offense to my dear geeks that I love so much (Dan) , but I swear I am going to buy up every D&D dice in the city of Houston and crush them before he becomes head of the local D&D chapter.
My sister pointed out however, with the way the teen girls are hot for him right now ( and Jesus H Christ he is only 10.. a big 10 but still. It the 13-14 year old girls are freaking him out) he could be getting laid by age 13 and this dorkdom will all be over..
Here is the deal. to avoid both, I am simply not letting him out of his room. I am going to put him in there with a bunch of really cool books, great music from all era's , some excersize equipment, newspaper and magazine subscriptions, and a hole for food.
that way.. no dork, no sex hound.
that isn't going to work is it? shit.