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[sereneorange]

Oh my god. My son is king of the freaking dorks.  He has found fanfic on Sonic the damned hedgehog.  There is romance in this stuff.

Because I am a good mother, I have to read this crap. who the fuck writes fanfic about Sonic the Hedgehog? Jesus. I guess I am just pissy because I have to go through the history on the computer and read it. Lucky for me *rolls eyes* he bookmarks all the stuff under his name, so I can find it with ease that way.

I have been searching through for explicit stuff. You never know. Some furry may have written this stuff and next thing you know there is explicit hedghog / squirrel action.

So far it is just romance: "she gently stroked his spines and looked lovingly in his eyes"

I feel so damned dirty

no offense to my dear geeks that I love so much (Dan) , but I swear I am going to buy up every D&D dice in the city of Houston and crush them before he becomes head of the local D&D chapter.

My sister pointed out however, with the way the teen girls are hot for him right now ( and Jesus H Christ he is only 10.. a big 10 but still. It the 13-14 year old girls are freaking him out) he could be getting laid by age 13 and this dorkdom will all be over..

Here is the deal. to avoid both, I am simply not letting him out of his room. I am going to put him in there with a bunch of really cool books, great music from all era's , some excersize equipment, newspaper  and magazine subscriptions, and a hole for food.

that way.. no dork, no sex hound.

that isn't going to work is it? shit.

Comments

[smokeyblunts.livejournal.com]

if you ever find Sonic the Hedgehog erotica written by a furry, pass it along to me!

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

the hell? I am not going looking for it.. freak

[obsidian-cat.livejournal.com]

Sonic erotica? I'm a little frightened... I mean I've played the games, but I can't say it ever aroused any romantic feelings for me! Hmmm... may have to break out the disks, perhaps I've overlooked something. =D

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

if you do get aroused.. keep it to yourself. I am sure that can be used against you somehow

[obsidian-cat.livejournal.com]

You sure won't find me writing fics about it on the web!

[cattiva24.livejournal.com]

Ha! There's Sonic the Hedgehog fanfic?!

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

shit ya not.. want some links?

[cattiva24.livejournal.com]

Yeah I'm a bit curious.

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

http://www.echidnaenclave.net/Fics/Other/sight.htm

http://www.angelfire.com/anime2/sailorcancerstar/fiction/MattLenz/SonicJungle.html

just to list two.

[onnotangu.livejournal.com]

trust me there is much worse than that. every fictional character ever seen on tv has some fan fiction for it. male or female..straight or gay.


even the smurfs

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

well..the smurfs should. ...that show was rife with sexuality.

lol

[onnotangu.livejournal.com]

i still wonder what smurf tastes like.

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

dirty boy.
all smurfs or smurfette in particular?

[onnotangu.livejournal.com]

gargamel recipes made smurfs sound like grapes filled with honey on quail meat sprinkled with ambrosia.


and that would be smurfette.

[artjunkie73.livejournal.com]

So far it is just romance: "she gently stroked his spines and looked lovingly in his eyes"

That's terrible.

Sonic the damned hedgehog. On the other hand, is pricesless.

My daughter digs Sonic games and has read the comic book, but I don't think I'd let her read fanfic. Your reaction is completely justified.

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

as long as it is just dorky and not sexy ( or sexual..whatever) he can read it...but that means I have to read it too

*shudders*

[texasdeathtrip.livejournal.com]

i'm not that big of a dork.
i dont even play d&d...

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

Different Dan