fat bastards

[sereneorange]

A call comes on my line and it was just wrong!

If someone has the
line on hold, I will hear hold music and usually wait a little bit to see
if they come right back on.

I hear this when my line picks up a
call:

"If you are struggling with a wieght problem *insert co.
name here* can help. We have programs for helping you deal with
obesity"

I started laughing and hung up. Umm.....screw you! I
don't need that at work.

*"If you are a fat bastard, please
wait for the next rep so we can help you relieve yourself of your giant
ass"*

bastards.