fat bastards

[sereneorange]

A call comes on my line and it was just wrong!

If someone has the
line on hold, I will hear hold music and usually wait a little bit to see
if they come right back on.

I hear this when my line picks up a
call:

"If you are struggling with a wieght problem *insert co.
name here* can help. We have programs for helping you deal with
obesity"

I started laughing and hung up. Umm.....screw you! I
don't need that at work.

*"If you are a fat bastard, please
wait for the next rep so we can help you relieve yourself of your giant
ass"*

bastards.

Comments

[presenttense80.livejournal.com]

When I worked Customer Service at FNANB, clients NO JOKE would be in the restroom when they were talking to me.

Last week in my job, where I am a Fin Counselor..... my client obviously flushes the toilet and says, "See thats the problem with having a phone in the bathroom."

FAR too much info.
Thanks.

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

I have tons of posts about the calls I recieve. you can hear them peeing, taking a poo, smoking weed, beating their kids.

[smalltownhero.livejournal.com]

I always get recorded messages on my voicemail from some guy trying to sell a sattellite!

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

this was someone who called Bank one, but had placed our line on hold because they had another call. I came on to their hold music.

[onnotangu.livejournal.com]

try getting a call from puffy daddy telling me to vote or die.

repeatedly.

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

are you serious?

[onnotangu.livejournal.com]

yes.

still get them every now and again.

or calls from people looking for a resturant.....after sitting through a prompt that states repeatedly Thanks you for calling the FORD helpdesk.