Luvs

[sereneorange]

This building is so damned rank. I swear, it smells like a shitty
diaper. Everyone has brought spray, fans, and stickups. The other day,
coming in, it looked like someone took a piss in the elevator. I certainly
hope that was just spilled lemonade. I get horrible headaches here. I
don't know if it is from the sewer fumes or the fog of airfreshners. Now
it just smells like a bouquet of turds.

I bet I carry it with me
when I leave. I bet people on the train sniff in my vacinity and think,
"Damn...that is one funky cow. Hope Santa brings her a case of
soap."