Luvs

[sereneorange]

This building is so damned rank. I swear, it smells like a shitty
diaper. Everyone has brought spray, fans, and stickups. The other day,
coming in, it looked like someone took a piss in the elevator. I certainly
hope that was just spilled lemonade. I get horrible headaches here. I
don't know if it is from the sewer fumes or the fog of airfreshners. Now
it just smells like a bouquet of turds.

I bet I carry it with me
when I leave. I bet people on the train sniff in my vacinity and think,
"Damn...that is one funky cow. Hope Santa brings her a case of
soap."

Comments

[smalltownhero.livejournal.com]

In ref to the elevator.. its piss... i just couldn't hold it cuz i was so excited to come see u the other day.. so i pissed in the elevator, and then had to leave, cuz i didn't want u to see me with wet pants LOL...

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

you, Jessica, are a filthy dirty beast.

[onnotangu.livejournal.com]

i was the one to leave the rotten salmon in the airvents. I needed something to cover my tracks.

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

bastard!

cover your tracks for what?

[onnotangu.livejournal.com]

how else am I going to sneak in to the air vents to spy on you at work?

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

oh yeah.. I bet that is thrilling..just apply for a job in our tech department. you can watch every screen I am on and hear all my calls.

[onnotangu.livejournal.com]

but can i breathe heavily into your ear and hide secret cams everywhere?
and boil yer rabbit.


I kid, I kid!

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

stalker!

[onnotangu.livejournal.com]

Duh!

[roshov.livejournal.com]

annonymous complain to the building maintenance dept?
start wearing a dust mask at work?
enter and leave wearing a gas mask?
join others in tossing cookies due to the smell?
start gagging on the calls?

hahahaha