Banking rant

[sereneorange]

First of all, my building still smells like ass. This is not cool. Imma
be sick.

Secondly, I need more sleep at night if I am to be expected
to not reach through the phone and smack people upside the back of their
heads. Almost everytime I am enrolling someone in the bank by phone
system, and I say, "When you hear it say, 'Please enter a
new password', press in on your telephone key
pad what you want the password to be. It can be 4,5, or 6 digits
long." I hear these two completely retarded
responses:

• "Does it have to be numbers?" um,
  yeah, freak. Unless you have a keypad with something other than numbers on
  it, we are going to need numbers.
• "How long does it
  have to be." some times, when I am talking, there is useful
  information coming out of it. 4,5, or 6 digits. just like
  I just said, you shmo.

I am way too cranky this morning.

on a better note, Dan,texasdeathtrip, came over and
strung, tuned, and polished the guitar I am giving Con for xmas. That was
really sweet of him. What a good boy.

Comments

[obsidian-cat.livejournal.com]

MMMmmmmmmm, ass. :P

I hope I don't behave like an idiot on the phone. Thank god for online banking.

[glitter-ninja.livejournal.com]

Yeah, when I had to deal with stupids on the phone, or I read Marilyn's enjoyable phone calls, I get a little paranoid that I am one of those people that customer service reps hate. This may turn into Phone Fear.

[smalltownhero.livejournal.com]

People never cease to amaze me with their dummyness...

I am gonna bottle u up some of my perkyness and send it your way

[texasdeathtrip.livejournal.com]

What a good boy

i dont hear that often. or ever.

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

you were due then, huh?

[dangermouse74.livejournal.com]

naw tell them it can have letters in it too, they'll just press the same keys anyway :-)

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

You would think so... but why the hell is that even a question...

[dangermouse74.livejournal.com]

cause peopel are dumb and don't think or listen?