Banking Rant regarding online bill pay

alright customers , here is the freaking deal:

You may not call in, complain to me, or even mutter cursewords to yourself in the privacy of your own home  if you do not read the silly little words we put on the screen.

• There is a disclosure, we have you click on "I agree" because there are important things in there you should know
• We make you go through two screens and tell you to make sure everything is right. There are words on this page that tell you when your payment is coming out of your account and if you ignore this or think we are just playing with you , you must take your overdraft fees and shut the hell up.
  
• Coming on my line screaming, "Your web site is broken and your fuckin' bill pay overdrew my account" makes me roll my eyes and immediate look on the system for precisely where you fucked up. I love to make you look stupid. Here is a plate of crow, would you like a piece?

Also, if you can barely navigate the computer to get on the internet, paying your bills online is too lofty an ambition for you.

Meme me.

yoinked from jason_bond_69

1. Reply to this post if you'd like me to tell you how cool you are.

2. Watch my journal over the next few days for a post just about you and why I think you rock.

3. Post these instructions in your journal, meme-style (because that's what this is).