various things.

You know that credit card commercial where the man is putting on layers and layers of clothes for a trip because he hasn't gotten enough points for his reward (luggage)? The underpants are genormous and my sister said, "Those are GRAMPY panties!!"
I almost peed myself.

I have done just about nothing today. I have managed to :

• Wash a load of laundry (however it has not made it into the dryer)
• make breakfast (but the onions had to be recooked for me)
• Dye my hair (though did nothing with it afterwards and it looks like ass)
• watch old crappy black and white horror movies with Connor and Karen ( and then he was afraid while showering by himself)
• make peanut butter cookies from scratch with Connor (and the flavor is a little off. Still are tasty though and better than having no cookies at all)

I was mixing the cookie batter and my hand was cramping up and Connor asked if I needed help. I showed him what I was doing and he said, "what is the objective here?" I like the way he speaks. He amuses me.

le meme m'a incité à le faire.

mengus est aliéné sexy. Il écrit intelligemment et ouvrir. Il est
drôle et je suis reconnaissant qu'il mette de belles photographies de
se en ligne pour moi à la vue. Je veux lécher sa tête.

dumbass.

Daughter turns in dad who called police on her

NEWARK, New Jersey (AP) -- A father's attempt to teach his daughter a lesson about drinking backfired when the teen led police to a stash of drugs and weapons inside their home.

Kevin Winston, 46, called police at 2:45 a.m. Friday after his 16-year-old daughter came home drunk and unruly. When police arrived, however, the girl told them she feared for her safety because her father stored drugs and weapons in the home.

The girl led officers to a crawl space above the ceiling where they found four semiautomatic guns and more than 600 vials of cocaine.

Winston was charged with numerous weapons and drug charges. His five daughters were placed in the custody of a relative.

"He called us on her and ended up getting locked up himself," said Newark Police Director Anthony Ambrose.

Dumbass.