Seriously funny

Alimony
Ambush

JERUSALEM (Reuters) - An
Israeli man who refused to provide child support to his ex-wife for nearly
eight years finally had to start paying up when he remarried and police
raided the reception to seize wedding gifts.

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The
40-year-old man had managed to avoid payments since 1997 by frequently
changing address to escape the clutches of the law, Israel's Maariv daily
reported Friday.

With 198,000 shekels ($45,530) owed to her,
his ex-wife finally tracked him down when a relative passed on a copy of a
wedding invitation for his second marriage this week.

Police
and bailiffs allowed the newlyweds to celebrate before confronting the
groom and confiscating the wedding hall's safe in which guests had
deposited cash and checks, a tradition for Israeli nuptials.

Police decided not to arrest the stunned groom, but that was of
little consolation to his distraught bride, who fainted as her wedding
turned into a nightmare.

A little English lesson
for everyone today:

• "Botsa" and "Posta" are
  never acceptable substitutions for "supposed to"
  
• "percific'' is not an acceptable substitution for
  "specific"
• It is "Insufficiant funds" not
  "insignificant funds". All of your funds are significant to your
  bank. Also not acceptable: instituional funds, unsugniciant, underdraft,
  unsufficiant.

Thank you,

 Your friendly telephone
banker

crowd of democrats

HARRIS COUNTY
DEMOCRATIC PARTY
ANNUAL HOLIDAY PARTY!

Tuesday, December 14 from 5:00
to 7:00 PM at Kim Son Restaurant
(Upstairs), 2001 Jefferson. 
Generously sponsored again this year by State Senator Rodney Ellis,
this event is free, but please bring
either a
new toy or a cash donation which will be given to the
local food bank.

Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan....I
cannot go. Would love to. Work and parenting prohibit it. Would love to
see some of the people that I used to be involved with in while attending
UH. I miss them, and I miss the passion for politics we shared.

blah blah blah and bleh.

I am drained. Work is horribly stressful lately.

Connor gets to go see Polar Express tonight with his friend Grant and his father. It was awfully sweet of them to offer.

Dial up can kiss the fattest part of my ass. It took me an hour to load 3 drawings of Connors (gerachi) onto photobucket so he could post them in his livejournal