But everyone else is doing it!!!

fine. I will do the damn movie quote meme
If you google, you are a punk
Leave the name of the movie the quote is from in the comments.

1.  Girl, I am on to your scent. I'm downwind to you everywhere I go. You've got 'mama says' 'papa says' 'Jesus Christ says' all you want. The fact of the matter is, if we were squirrels or cottontails out there in the forrest, we'd be snorting and runting...in a very healthy manner! I would not be roaming the woods in this predicament.

2.  How dare you say penis to a dead person!?

3.  i dont want your job. i dont care how much you pay me i got integrity infuckategrity! BBLLLAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

4.  person 1 : you know, i'm a rather brilliant surgeon. i could fix your hump. person 2: What hump? ashevillian

5.  That boy's your company! And if he wants to eat up that tablecloth, you let him, you hear? antigone_ks

6.  I'm tired of living in sin with my own right hand.

7.   Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, next to soccer. lucore

8.  Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa, shark is in salsa. Deh-neh... deh-neh... Salsa shark! lucore

9.  Be careful of boys, they have a way about them. They'll make ya feel like fine crystal one minute, an old penny the next.

10.      It's best not to be too moral. You cheat yourself out of too much life.

11.  Just keep passing open windows. prowly

12.  Are you using dog shit for toothpaste mullet? emyrs

Sponge bob and tinkie winkie sitting in a tree....

Far right, conservative, fundie christian James Dobson
is an absolute tool.  There is a video that is being distributed to
some public and private schools in the U.S. with Spongebob Squarepants,
Bob the Builder, Sesame Street charecters, along with others to the tune
of Nile Rogers's "We are Family" for his WAFF to promote values
of co-operation and unity. to children.

Dr. James Dobson can see
right through their clever plan. Apparently, a lot of us have been duped
into thinking that he was just a plain old cartoon, but he isn't you see.
He is a flaming mo. Rump ranger. Crotch Cowboy. He holds hands with
Patrick the starfish. This is a clever ruse to promote homosexuality and
the acceptance of it to our nations children. Thank goodness James Dobson
is right on top of things and not as naive as the rest of the masses (and
Falwell who missed this one by the way) and
alerted the media.

We should all be ever so thankful the the
religious right for protecting us from ourselves, our ignorance, and
spongebob.

Thank you, Dr. Dobson. Thank you.

Flaming Mo. But not the kind on the Simpsons