GAH! (work)

okay.. for just a little while, I am going to need people to stop filing for bankruptcy, stop filing for divorce, and if possible, stop dying. Just for a little while. I am sick of reviewing courtwork. 

Thank you and have a nice day,
M

Amy Winehouse

Dearest Amy Winehouse,

I just simply adore you and have ever since F* Me Pumps came out. Every song you touch- golden . Love it. However, I am going to need you to do a few things for me. These are for you as well, sweetie.

1) Eat something. At least a sandwich a day. Kaythanx
2) Put down the booze. It doesn't fix anything
3) Buy a jar of cold cream and wipe off the clown make up. I get that you are not a standard beauty, but you are beautiful in your own way.
4) I said put the booze down, Amy.
5) I understand that you will feel embarassed after having that hit song, saying that you aren't going, but why not give Rehab a second thought?
6) a cookie maybe?
7) Put the booze down, or Imma slap it out of your hand!
8) I don't know if you hide your booze in that nest on top of your head or what, but it looks a hot mess. Take it off, chop it down, whatever the hell it is, get rid of it. I keep thinking I am going to see spiders crawl out of it, Morticia.
9) Trade you this turkey sandwich for that bottle of booze you got there, sweetie?

*sigh* that being said, I still love you, you horrific, beautiful mess. Fix it all so you can keep making songs that I love


Adoringly,
M.