while relieving the receptionist.

la precious left her yahoo IM up and there was a conversation open with Janette in Policy so I decided to continue the conversation:

Precious: I have a wart on my pinkie toe
j_olivarez o: awwe
Precious: it itches and smells like cheese
j_olivarez o: omg
j_olivarez o: when did u notice it?
Precious: this morning after my shower.
Precious: should I see a doctor?
j_olivarez o: try putting some medicine on it, like campophinique
Precious: good idea.
j_olivarez o: i think thats the one
j_olivarez o: see if it starts to go away tommorow
j_olivarez o: try not to scratch it
Precious: hells no. It smells like cheese.
j_olivarez o: lol

I laughed myself lightheaded and prayed no one called until I composed myself.