Jizzed In My Pants

We kept having to go back and replay parts of this because we were laughing so hard. I am such a genormous fan of Andy Sandberg

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Also, I love brooke Sheilds

Hey you lucky Ladies!

My sister has found the perfect guy for you. Try not to break into a cat fight messaging this hottie to try to claim him for yourselves.


Why, yes! I DO want someone that dresses chill and that I can show off to my friends. I DO want to feel an uncontrollable attraction in his presence?Experience mind-body feelings like never before...

I AM looking to kick it with a fun, hot, chill, pampered, sexy, handsome, well dressed, highly intelligent, eloquent, Libertarian, Bohemian, spiritual, elitist, dominant, heterocentric, unapologetic, shameless, animal of a Man, every other week or so, maximum, normally, of once per week?

What an effing prize!

and now a break brought to you by Will. I. Am

Not everyone does, but yay for those who do:

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