Hey you lucky Ladies!

[sereneorange]

My sister has found the perfect guy for you. Try not to break into a cat fight messaging this hottie to try to claim him for yourselves.


Why, yes! I DO want someone that dresses chill and that I can show off to my friends. I DO want to feel an uncontrollable attraction in his presence?Experience mind-body feelings like never before...

I AM looking to kick it with a fun, hot, chill, pampered, sexy, handsome, well dressed, highly intelligent, eloquent, Libertarian, Bohemian, spiritual, elitist, dominant, heterocentric, unapologetic, shameless, animal of a Man, every other week or so, maximum, normally, of once per week?

What an effing prize!

Comments

[reanimated.livejournal.com]

he's potentially cute, though hard to say from the pictures. but...omg. elitist? HETEROCENTRIC? what? o_0

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

who cares what he looks like. Did you read all that crap he wrote? I am not certain if he is just that narcissistic and wrote it, if an ex gf wrote it, or if it is a joke.

[reanimated.livejournal.com]

ANIMAL OF A MAN

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

you know.. I am not even going to try. I am not woman enough to handle the ANIMAL OF A MAN

[1-rhiannon-1.livejournal.com]

Well, he certainly has a high opinion of himself, doesn't he? *rolleyes*

[squidflakes.livejournal.com]

Hey, charm is good, but he's all about looks. Cause personality only goes so far LOL!

He really wants you to tell him something about yourself that doesn't involve looks. But don't forget to send a picture.

Urge to troll... rising...

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

baby, if you troll, don't you dare leave me out of the loop. Document and bring it to show and tell, would you?

[reanimated.livejournal.com]

i like this idea.

Wait. What? Did he just say...

[nighthob.livejournal.com]

"Physical Attraction is very important to me, so only email me if you are 5' 4" or shorter."

Can you say... Small Man Syndrome? If he insists on someone 5'4" or shorter, he's got to be a 5'9" at best. Or he's taller but has a tiny penis and needs a very small girl so his Johnson will look bigger by comparison.

So, now on top of all his awesome qualities ("It's like I intuitively know what you What, Need, and Desire."), put PEA-SIZED on the list.

Re: Wait. What? Did he just say...

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

he says he is 6'5"

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[smoke.livejournal.com]

Because even 5'9" is short... right.

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[reanimated.livejournal.com]

ehh i'm 5'2" and like guys who are at least 6', except it's not that big a deal. ;p

[kinvore.livejournal.com]

He lost me at "libertarian".

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

really? I would have thought he lost you at male, but I learn something new about you all the time

[antigone-ks.livejournal.com]

every other week or so, maximum, normally, of once per week

is not nearly animal enough for me.

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

lol. Sweetie, he is making hot sexy time with the other ladies, too. You cannot expect something this perfect to not be spread around.

[softlywhispered.livejournal.com]

I'm still trying to parse the grammar of this " You looking to kick it with a fun, hot, chill, pampered, sexy, handsome, well dressed, highly intelligent, eloquent, Libertarian, Bohemian, spiritual, elitist, dominant, heterocentric, unapologetic, shameless, animal of a Man, every other week or so, maximum, normally, of once per week?"

Dude that's a fucked up sentence... first. And 2nd NO.. just no. A Dom that calls him self a Hotbrat? Get out already. *eyeroll* He'd be on his knees in a matter of days tell me, "Yes, Mistress, as you wish." *whipcrack*

Oh and for the record. What does "Dress to chill mean?" And Why would I want someone Hot & Chill at the same time?

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

no.. not dressed TO chill. He dresses Chill. That is his style. He is wicked hot, no?

[juciest.livejournal.com]

I just threw up.

And then laughed hysterically at all the comments. If y'all are going to troll, you HAVE to document everything here so I can laugh. I need more humor in my life. :P

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

I am counting on Squiddy.

[juciest.livejournal.com]

And this dood with the interest in Wackness ONLY wants someone with a cup size between A and D. Like what, a B+? Or maybe he's thinking 'athletic supporter'. I think his mommy dropped him on his head one too many times.

I can't believe I went back and read it again. There goes lunch.

[smoke.livejournal.com]

But I thought women liked jerks like him! ;)

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

I don't think I have ever seen one quite like *him* before.

[angyllina.livejournal.com]

*laugh* and only if I had gotten to this gem first!!!!!

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

oh honey, he is still looking. You have a chance

[presenttense80.livejournal.com]

I’m not into dating, I’m into discovery


Sounds fun.

NOT

[antonchigurh.livejournal.com]

"I have been told by an ex-girlfriend:
"You, ... you do not realize the impact, the profound effect, that you have on women, just by your very presence. You are like the man that every woman dreams of, like ... you have the presence of a movie star or an executive. And yet you are so naive." I said "Thank you" at this point. "I will take that as a compliment." Then she continued: "No- I am not just being smooth. You make me tremble, and yet I have always felt comfortable around you."

He makes me feel inadequate.

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

awww... Here's hoping you flip a coin and off his ass

[onnotangu.livejournal.com]

remind me to never even think of posting another personal anywhere online. the cutting wit of your ladies is shriveling up my manhood to the size of a black hole compacted raisin.

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

Sean, you would never post ANYTHING like this guy.