Hey you lucky Ladies!

[sereneorange]

My sister has found the perfect guy for you. Try not to break into a cat fight messaging this hottie to try to claim him for yourselves.


Why, yes! I DO want someone that dresses chill and that I can show off to my friends. I DO want to feel an uncontrollable attraction in his presence?Experience mind-body feelings like never before...

I AM looking to kick it with a fun, hot, chill, pampered, sexy, handsome, well dressed, highly intelligent, eloquent, Libertarian, Bohemian, spiritual, elitist, dominant, heterocentric, unapologetic, shameless, animal of a Man, every other week or so, maximum, normally, of once per week?

What an effing prize!

Comments

[reanimated.livejournal.com]

he's potentially cute, though hard to say from the pictures. but...omg. elitist? HETEROCENTRIC? what? o_0

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

who cares what he looks like. Did you read all that crap he wrote? I am not certain if he is just that narcissistic and wrote it, if an ex gf wrote it, or if it is a joke.

[reanimated.livejournal.com]

oh i'm so with you. o_0 is pretty much gonna have to sum it up. that, and this icon.

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

right? I reached the part about dressing chill and started laughing and it just got worse from there.

[reanimated.livejournal.com]

ANIMAL OF A MAN

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

you know.. I am not even going to try. I am not woman enough to handle the ANIMAL OF A MAN

[reanimated.livejournal.com]

i had to repost that sheeit. lmao!

[reanimated.livejournal.com]

aw don't put yourself down that way, bb. ahahaha!

[1-rhiannon-1.livejournal.com]

Well, he certainly has a high opinion of himself, doesn't he? *rolleyes*

[squidflakes.livejournal.com]

Hey, charm is good, but he's all about looks. Cause personality only goes so far LOL!

He really wants you to tell him something about yourself that doesn't involve looks. But don't forget to send a picture.

Urge to troll... rising...

Wait. What? Did he just say...

[nighthob.livejournal.com]

"Physical Attraction is very important to me, so only email me if you are 5' 4" or shorter."

Can you say... Small Man Syndrome? If he insists on someone 5'4" or shorter, he's got to be a 5'9" at best. Or he's taller but has a tiny penis and needs a very small girl so his Johnson will look bigger by comparison.

So, now on top of all his awesome qualities ("It's like I intuitively know what you What, Need, and Desire."), put PEA-SIZED on the list.

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

baby, if you troll, don't you dare leave me out of the loop. Document and bring it to show and tell, would you?

[kinvore.livejournal.com]

He lost me at "libertarian".

Re: Wait. What? Did he just say...

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

he says he is 6'5"

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

really? I would have thought he lost you at male, but I learn something new about you all the time

[kinvore.livejournal.com]

Well he did but that wouldn't have been as funny.

[antigone-ks.livejournal.com]

every other week or so, maximum, normally, of once per week

is not nearly animal enough for me.

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

but he dresses chill! doesn't that get you past the libertarian issue?

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

lol. Sweetie, he is making hot sexy time with the other ladies, too. You cannot expect something this perfect to not be spread around.

[squidflakes.livejournal.com]

Oh, absolutely!

[antigone-ks.livejournal.com]

You cannot expect something this perfect to not be spread around.

I prefer my cheesy schmears on bagels, thank you.

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

lol

[softlywhispered.livejournal.com]

I'm still trying to parse the grammar of this " You looking to kick it with a fun, hot, chill, pampered, sexy, handsome, well dressed, highly intelligent, eloquent, Libertarian, Bohemian, spiritual, elitist, dominant, heterocentric, unapologetic, shameless, animal of a Man, every other week or so, maximum, normally, of once per week?"

Dude that's a fucked up sentence... first. And 2nd NO.. just no. A Dom that calls him self a Hotbrat? Get out already. *eyeroll* He'd be on his knees in a matter of days tell me, "Yes, Mistress, as you wish." *whipcrack*

Oh and for the record. What does "Dress to chill mean?" And Why would I want someone Hot & Chill at the same time?

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

no.. not dressed TO chill. He dresses Chill. That is his style. He is wicked hot, no?

[kinvore.livejournal.com]

I tried dressing chill once. It's an overrated experience.