sereneorange: (kissyface Connor)
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Connor is so damn funny. I picked him up from the YMCA Friday and while we were waiting, I noticed a blemish on his forehead (the kind that would go completely away if you were to wash your face or rub it or something).
I said, "Con, you have a zit my dear." and he said, "WHAT?!" He drew his knees up to his chest and wrapped his arms around them and stuck his thumb in his mouth and began rocking back and forth, muttering, "no...puberty...no...puberty....no..."

I fell out laughing. I asked why he was so afraid of puberty and he said, "Because you get zits and hair everywhere." Luckily for him, I was neither prone to breakouts or extreem hair. I think I had a total of 15 zits my whole puberty. His father may have had more, I don't know, but so far he looks like me, so maybe he will have my skin.

He said he did have one hair already. I said, "Did? Where is it now?" He plucked it. The boy plucked his first pube. I asked if it hurt. He said it did. I asked if was going to continue this plucking, because that is going to really fucking hurt after a while. He then drew his knees up to his chest again, and wrapped his arms around them and stuck his thumb in his mouth and began rocking back and forth, muttering, "no...puberty...no...puberty....no..."

This should be fun

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Date: 2005-04-24 02:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] smalltownhero.livejournal.com
Giggles... he plucked it??? that made my day... and its awesome that he can talk to u about all this....

Sounds like u are in for an adventure in the next few yrs

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Date: 2005-04-24 02:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] serene-orange.livejournal.com
talk to me about this? Oh hon, you missed the post where I wrote about how when he found it he came downstairs, put one knee up on the arm of the couch, pulled his jammie pants down so far it was almost not PG, and stuck it in my face to show me.

Yeah. He is open. We are lucky. Kind of

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Date: 2005-04-24 02:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] smalltownhero.livejournal.com
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Date: 2005-04-24 09:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pinkpunkpornsta.livejournal.com
omg...you must be a cool mom. Though i doubt you'll be the type to leave bowls of condoms around the house like candy to encourage safe sex....or maybe you will...

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Date: 2005-04-24 11:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] serene-orange.livejournal.com
no, but I am the type to just buy them and leave them in his sock drawer.

I don't want him to have sex, but I am not foolish enough to think that I have any control beyond just instilling the value of waiting. I don't think he should have to get a disease or have children early just because he has no impulse control

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Date: 2005-04-26 07:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pinkpunkpornsta.livejournal.com
my mother, on the other hand...didn't want to know what was going on (covered her ears and screamed "lalalala i can't hear you" anytime i tried to tell her, which was anytime she pissed me off) but put me on birth control as soon as i turned 18. Not sure why it took her that long, really.

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Date: 2005-04-26 07:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] serene-orange.livejournal.com
I am all about the not being a granny and having syphlitic children

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Date: 2005-04-24 04:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jason-bond-69.livejournal.com
Hell, I was glad when I finally hit puberty, because when I was a little kid, I had such a high voice! Thank God that any cassette tapes of me with that have long since gone to dust, because I hated hearing myself speak back then! lol

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Date: 2005-04-24 04:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] serene-orange.livejournal.com
lol..connor has had a deep husky voice since birth..

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Date: 2005-04-24 04:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jason-bond-69.livejournal.com
I wish I had that! The only time I get a deep, sexy voice is when I have a cold and am all stuffed up! Either that or when I've just woken up from a deep sleep.

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Date: 2005-04-24 04:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] evan-rockwell.livejournal.com
He'll be sounding like Peter Brady in no time!

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Date: 2005-04-24 04:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vonotny.livejournal.com
Your son is just cool!

Luckily, I had no zits at all during puberty. Unluckily, I have them now, and I don't know where they came from. I should visit a dermatologist, but I can't get myself to make an appointment.

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Date: 2005-04-24 05:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] serene-orange.livejournal.com
Thank you. He is cool.

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Date: 2005-04-24 05:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pinkslip.livejournal.com
oh man .. all I can say is HAHA!! Aren't boys usually glad when those nasty pubes start growing?

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Date: 2005-04-24 06:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] texasdeathtrip.livejournal.com
how can someone be so damned traumatized by puberty?
hell, i didnt even know what it WAS untill i was in the middle of it.

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Date: 2005-04-25 12:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] serene-orange.livejournal.com
nah..kid is not nuts. He loves to make us laugh.

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Date: 2005-04-24 09:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pinkpunkpornsta.livejournal.com
i love connor. Tell him if he thinks that's bad wait till he waits in a pool of sticky stuff...lol

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Date: 2005-04-24 11:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] serene-orange.livejournal.com
yeah.. we have not discussed that yet. We have discussed sex...age appropriately. He is aware of what causes pregnancy.

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Date: 2005-04-25 03:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] psychgurl.livejournal.com
HAHAHA he pluked it...OUCH. He'll be asking to bring him for a wax soon ;)

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Date: 2005-04-25 03:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] serene-orange.livejournal.com
lol...oh no..with his fear of pain..nuh uh.

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Date: 2005-04-26 05:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alichick2004.livejournal.com
Hahaha.. that is so funny

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Date: 2005-04-29 02:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] roshov.livejournal.com
motherhood, puberty, soon he will be a teenager.......and you'll be getting old.....hehhehe

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Date: 2005-04-29 02:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] serene-orange.livejournal.com
I am feeling oldish lately.

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Date: 2005-05-02 04:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] omegaxl.livejournal.com
LOL that is adorable