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sereneorangeI swear I am not in a bad mood today, but I need to rant a bit.
First: What kind of sick person chows down on pickles or pickled anything before 7 AM, doesn't brush their teeth, then hop on a crowded bus or train? This is not a one time occurance. This is every other day or so. I swear someone that commutes with me smells like pickled fish. I am going to hunt them down and force feed them gum.
Second: If you work in an office, and you need something first thing in the morning, you should definitely think about requesting it before 4 PM the previous day. I can try, but I am not going to feel really bad if you don't get it.
Third: If I am wearing headphones on the train, I do not want to turn off my music so that you can ask me my name. Yeah, you. I am talking to you, Mr.Brownteeth-McStinkerton. Same goes for if I turn the music back up and close my eyes. That is my polite way of letting you know, I do not want to talk to you. I am not interested in you. (How horrible do I look at the end of the day, that they think that I am a viable option for companionship?) oh, and Mr. Brownteeth-McStinkerton, if you are the one funking up the train like pickled fish, get thee to a dentist, tout suit!
That being said, the soundtrack from Broken Flowers, is amazing and will help anyone get over any rudeness or funk from the unwashed masses during their daily commute.
First: What kind of sick person chows down on pickles or pickled anything before 7 AM, doesn't brush their teeth, then hop on a crowded bus or train? This is not a one time occurance. This is every other day or so. I swear someone that commutes with me smells like pickled fish. I am going to hunt them down and force feed them gum.
Second: If you work in an office, and you need something first thing in the morning, you should definitely think about requesting it before 4 PM the previous day. I can try, but I am not going to feel really bad if you don't get it.
Third: If I am wearing headphones on the train, I do not want to turn off my music so that you can ask me my name. Yeah, you. I am talking to you, Mr.Brownteeth-McStinkerton. Same goes for if I turn the music back up and close my eyes. That is my polite way of letting you know, I do not want to talk to you. I am not interested in you. (How horrible do I look at the end of the day, that they think that I am a viable option for companionship?) oh, and Mr. Brownteeth-McStinkerton, if you are the one funking up the train like pickled fish, get thee to a dentist, tout suit!
That being said, the soundtrack from Broken Flowers, is amazing and will help anyone get over any rudeness or funk from the unwashed masses during their daily commute.
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Date: 2005-08-26 03:35 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-08-26 04:34 pm (UTC)'Cause I don't brush
I like my teeth like this
I got some beef in my teeth
and some chicken too...
Ouch! That's a cavity!
Hey! That's new!
They call me Yuck Mouth
'Cause I don't brush,
How 'bout a little kiss?!”
School House Rock
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